Dear Yoga Pants,
Where have you been all my life? You would think skin tight spandex would make most average women cringe however you do the complete opposite. I used to think girls who wear you were either slobs with no fashion sense or girls who worked out for like 20 minutes a day and were just too lazy to take them off or housewives. That is not the case. I understand the allure of yoga pants. Even though I hardly ever exercise except when I bike to work, I feel like a completely new woman. Heck I feel like a woman, period.
I still think of myself as a 22 year old girl even though I’m pretty boring and don’t even like going out anymore. Yoga pants have changed my attitude. I’m currently going through a not break up (we weren’t even together in the first place but like we so were just someone was in denial but that’s ok but that story is for a different time.) and my friend and I went on a shopping trip where I discovered the PINK section of Victoria’s Secret. I never shop in this section ever but for some reason I was propelled into the cute, bright, young, sorority girl-ness of it. There I saw the yoga pants. It was love at first sight.
Since then I now find myself owning multiple pair and even wear them to work! It’s a great feeling knowing you’re driving the boys crazy with your seamless ass cheeks.
Thanks yoga pants. You’ve created a new more confident Mia.